Tuesday, October 9, 2007

More from the Oxford tour

Heard on a bus heading toward the Cotswolds.

Blonde is at it again. This time, she leans over to a married couple in our group, shows them side by side pictures of men buried alive during WWII, then asks:

"What would you prefer: to be buried upside down or right side up?"
Married couple: blank stares. "I guess upside down since you'd suffocate more quickly."

Blonde: "I dunno. I still say poison is the best way to go."
The bus: silence.

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